Honestly.... HOW ARE WOMEN SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT?? - AZB

MOST MEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE...


1. If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you
are cheating….
then he sends text message saying“don’t tell me the

battery story because I know that line”

2. If you TREAT him nicely, he says you are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;If you Don't, he says you are
PROUD

3. If you DRESS NICELY, he says you are trying to LURE
other men; If you DON'T, he says you are RURAL.

4. If you ARGUE with him, he says you are
STUBBORN,; If you keep QUIET, he says you have no BRAINS, a walkover;

5. If you are SMARTER than him,you are a SHOW-OFF;
If he is SMARTER than you, he is GREAT.

6. If you don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS you; If
you LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true
huh?) 

7. If you don't MAKE LOVE to him, he
says you DON'T LOVE him; If you DO,he says you are
CHEAP...

8. If you tell him your PROBLEMS ,he
says you are TROUBLE; If you DON'T,
he says you don't TRUST him. 9. If you SCOLD him, you are treating
him like a CHILD; If he SCOLDS you, it’s because he
CARES for you.

10. If you BREAK your promise, you cannot be
TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond
his CONTROL... 

11. If you SMOKE, you are a BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he
is GENTLEMAN.

12. If you do WELL in your career,it's LUCK ; If he does
WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS. (luck????)

13. If you HURT him, you are CRUEL; If he HURTS you,
you are too SENSITIVE !! 

14. If you send this information to guys,they will
swear that it's not true.......but if you don't, they say
you are selfish...
Honestly....

HOW ARE WOMEN SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT????????